As you may be aware....the actor, Homer Simpson,
has made a lot of gay references on his hysterically
funny sitcom.
Here are a but few of them....
ENJOY!
These sounds are all in ".wav" format...
Click on the quote to download the sound clip.
As if!....Don't even go there, sister!
(60K)
Homer: They're embarrassing me....they're embarrassing
America!
They turned the navy into a floating
joke! They ruined all our best
names like Bruce
and Lance and Julien....those were the toughest
names
we had. Now they're just, uh....
John Waters: Queer?
Homer: Yeah....and that's another thing. I resent
you people using
that word! That's our word for
making fun of you! We NEED it!
(520K)
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, OH my god....I danced
with a gay!
Marge...Lisa...promise me you won't
tell anyone! Promise Meeeee....
(164K)
It's time to get HOMER-EROTIC!
(80K)
You know me, Marge....I like my beer cold, my tv loud
and
my homosexuals flaaaa....ming!
(160K)
Hmmmmm...That's queer.
(36K)
Three simple words.....I....Am.....Gay.
(36K)
Homer: Wait a minute....there's something bothering
me about this place....
I know! This lesbian bar
doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
Lesbian
at bar: What was HER problem?
(360K)
Good thing those lesbians knew CPR...
(48K)
Do you know what that fabulous man just did? He gave
the Springfield zoo
two male pandas....and got
them to mate successfully!
(192K)
Now we can never say that only straight people have
been in this house!
(72K)
Yeah....his hairdo looks so queer.
(52K)
Radio DJ: Do you have a song request?
Homer:
"It's Raining Men!"
(64K)
Moe: And I'm pulling your favorite song OUTTA the
jukebox!
Homer: HUH?...."It's Raining Men"?!
Moe: Yeah....not no more it ain't!
(156K)
And I don't want you calling him a sissy.
This
guy's a FRUIT!...and a....no...Wait, Wait, Wait...
queer...queer...QUEER!
That's what you like to be called, right?
(240K)
The whole world's gone GAY!
(44K)
WANT EVEN MORE?
CLICK HERE
...for an ADDITIONAL 50 sound clips featuring.....
Burns & Smithers, Barney, Bart, Kent Brockman,
Ned Flanders,
Grampa, John Waters, the Hoodlum
Kid, Lisa, Selma, Ralph, Marge,
Moe, the Sea Captain,
Chief Wiggum, and more....
Return
to the KWEER.COM Table of Contents
KWEER.COM
WORMHOLE
(Navigate easily through the KWEER.COM Universe!)
QUESTIONS / COMMENTS?
Email DANIEL at KWEER.COM