Dot welcomes you to the


DOT MATRIX

Let me introduce myself...
My name is Dot Matrix and I would like to take you on a tour
through the maze of High Class Trash that IS my life...
So, step lively, hold onto your hats, and always remember...

"Glamour is...as Glamour does..."
-Doris Hump


copyright 1996 Daniel Leon Pittman


A short INTRODUCTION TO GLAMOUR



The GLAMOUR GALLERIES

Meet some of the chosen few that were given the gift of artificial beauty
(the very BEST kind!)
Peek in on their lives and their aspirations in their natural habitat...
the streets and back alleys of San Francisco...

Take the tour...I promise you'll never be the same again.



GLAMOUR FACTS

There are five basic glamour facts that every GlamGal in training should learn.
These are the secrets that will direct even the most unsophisticated cow
toward her destiny of fame, fortune, and true class.

Learn the secrets...rule the world.


THE GLAMOUR GAME

Due to the serious nature of manmade glamour
and how it can be obtained, these pages may take an awful lot out of you,
so...in order to "lighten things up" a bit, I have
devised a lighthearted diversion.
Play the Game...win some "Eye Candy".




GLAMOUR SOUP
A collection of various items...including
Dot's own recipe for HOME GLAMOUR,
a tribute to DIVINE, the MOTHER of all glamour,
the recent sighting of a possible reincarnation of Divine,
plus Miss Edie's rise to stardom.


While in San Francisco, visit the boutique that is "fashion heaven"
to many of the residents of the GlamourPage...
http://sfstation.com/clothes/piedmont/index.htm
(This is a personal endorsement, not a paid advertisement!)



QUESTIONS / COMMENTS / BEAUTY TIPS?
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GlamIntro - GlamGallery1 - GlamGallery2
GlamGallery3 - GlamGallery4 - GlamGallery5
GlamourFacts - GlamourGame - GlamourSoup - DivineTribute

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