(Dot's own special recipe...)
Take two cups glitter, one third cup grandiosity,
and a pinch of class
that has been left out in
the hot sun for a day and a half. Sift together with much fanfare.
Now carefully fold in an entire stick of ego,
making sure to extract any crumbs of humility that may be sticking
to it.
Let stand for a good 45 minutes until extreme
anticipation has formed,
then quickly throw back
two shots of Tequila... (you may eat the worm if you desire)
After the tequila has kicked in...prepare to decorate!
Have all your glamourtools at hand, including,
but not limited to... brushes, glue,
several mirrors
(or an audience...whichever you can afford), your entire make-up
cache,
six cans of AquaNet (no substitutions,
please!) and possibly a pair of needle nose pliers.
A
healthy chunk of attitude is also REQUIRED.
It's at this point that each of you will take your own particular
road to GlamourLand.
Keep in mind that there is
no limit to the amount of attitude that you may use.
The
same holds true for make-up, sequins, feathers and lame'.
When you are done...you will know it.
The final step..."making an entrance" into anywhere
is recommended
in order to "set" the
entire package into some form of reality.
Of course...Not ALL glamour is manmade. Sometimes
it is genetic.
Science HAS discovered the "glamour
gene" but at this time they are keeping it secret,
for
fear that an entire generation of the super glamourous could be
genetically engineered.
(You see, glamour can only
exist on a bell curve...if EVERYONE was glamourous, then in reality,
NO ONE would be glamourous...we would ALL be "average"
which is a fate worse than death to the truly fabulous.)
However,
a very few natural born "Glammers" have been identified
and have easily made it
to the top of the "glamour
heap".
Here are but two of
those upon whom Mother Nature has bestowed the best gift of all...genetic
class!
Divine, of course, must head the top of the list.
HERE is the tribute to dearly
departed Divine.
Believe it or not...
I RECENTLY (Sept
98) saw the beauty pictured above
on Castro Street
and was able to snap these pictures.
Divine (the
actress) died a few years ago.That's a proven fact...
however
this sighting proves a long held held belief that the original
Divine learned the technique of cloning years
ago, whereupon
she proceeded to give to give birth
to "herself" over and over for years!
Check out this beauty's website: http://www.polyester69.com
THIS *may* be proof of that!
Edith
Massey
If Divine was the "Mother of Glamour"...
then Miss Edie very well may have been it's "Great
Auntie".
HERE
is the full picture of Miss Edie as "the egg lady" in
her first film.
More
Edie...
Having finally accepted her "glamourality",
Miss Edie
BURST from the closet in her second
film, "Female Trouble",
showing the world
that she was no longer afraid of being fabulous.
Here
she is in the outfit that redefined
her very existence.
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