Amanda Sukov
Amanda...once only a legend in her own mind, she
had transcended the plain and ordinary and become a classic example
of "ballarina chic" in her homeland. She grew up on
a farm outside of Moscow, but she never succumbed to the the drab
style that is prevalent among her people. When her peers were
wrapped in lamb's wool coats to keep out the biting cold, Amanda
could still be seen practicing her pirouettes in the middle of
the fields in her homemade tutu of recycled plastic bags.
Discontent with the admiration of only her small hometown, Amanda
packed her meager belongings into a a small cardboard box and
set out for San Francicso, the very day the Soviet Union dissolved.
Hitchhiking across the vast wasteland of Russia, she was forced
to sell her body for rides. As she made her way to this country,
her reputation preceded her...she became famous for her services.
Soon the news traveling across the Eastern Bloc via ham radio
was "Amanda is on her way...You haven't lived until you've
had Amanda Sukuv!"
The experience both saved her and ruined her.
She finally arrived in San Fransisco, a broken and bitter Ballarina
on the skids. Undaunted, she eventually attained recognition here
in the "City of Glamour", but not for her dancing abilities...
(However, her limberness and ability to do the splits played no
small part in her success.)
And here she is reflecting on her life
today...
She is famous now. And she is bitter. She is definitely a "Ballarina
Gone Bad..." But she still has her popularity...for late
at night, in the bars and clubs all over town, one can hear men,
young and old alike, saying that all they want to make them happy
for the night... is Amanda Sukov.
This is Patsy Stonedalot... She once had a marvelous
chance at becoming a truly international television star, but
she blew it. She was hungover on the day of her big audition,
so she was two days late. (Pats had been so happy and excited
about her imminent fame and fortune that, to celebrate, she went
on a four day binge, not realizing what she had done until she
woke up in a dumpster behind Saks Fifth Avenue in San Francisco.)
Unfortunately, a replacement had already been found. You see,
it was an audition to play a character based on her VERY OWN LIFE
for a new BBC series in England called "Absolutely Fabulous".
Although she missed her chance in the starring roll of the BBC
series, she is still commanding the lead role in her own life,
often referred to as "Absolutely Awful", and she has
still managed to make a name for herself locally. Actually, SEVERAL
names, not the least of which are "slut", "tramp",
"whore" and "dirty little bitch-troll from hell".
But our little Pats is STILL the perfect example of true elegance.
No matter what kind of trouble she gets herself in, no matter
how low she has sunk in depravity, she has learned to simply shrug
off public humiliation and hold her head up high.
Here she is as she was walking away from
an ugly scene she just made in church. See the grace with
which she carries herself? No one would have guessed that moments
before she had sprayed a mouthful of wine all over the Monsignour,
all the while screaming that she had... "Ordered CHAMPAGNE,
not this cheesy little house wine, you silly twit of a wine steward,
and why are you wearing a dress, anyway?!?"
Let Pats give 
you
a nice BJ
(She taught Monica Lewinsky everything she knows!)
VEGAS LaRUE
And here we have Vegas La Rue, high priestess
slut to the rich and famous. She can be found slipping through
the back doors of some of the most highly regarded political figures
of San Francisco. When she isn't out "homewrecking",
Vegas can often be found going through Zahnareena's garbage, looking
for accessories... Here is the complete photo
of Vegas that was taken as she was sneaking out of the mayor's
office one night when he was working late "balancing
the budget"!
(I'll bet that wasn't ALL he was balancing!)
Rumor has it that Vegas wasn't always a "backdoor girl".
In fact, she was once a typical suburban housewife, who joined
all the right clubs, headed all the right charity events, and
even at one point ran for public office. She lost the election,
however, because it came to light that her husband was having
an affair with her closest and dearest friend... Ivana Gotinkle!
Here's a picture of Vegas and Ivana
before the scandal. You can see how close they were.
Needless to say, she lost the election and was never able to become
the first female dogcatcher(ess) of Silverlake, California.
That's when she had kind of a "mini-breakdown". She
got all worked up and decided to "clean house" both
literally and figuratively. The problem began when she got the
two confused and attempted to throw her husband, Roscoe, out "literally"
with the trash, rather than "figuratively" out of her
life!
Here she is making that particular
mistake.
After this, she just gave up on suburban living and moved into
the big city. She soon found her niche living the life of a "power
groupie", finding herself in and around the homes and offices
of many of the top level "movers and shakers" of our
fair city.
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