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Thora Zeen & China WhiteA couple of San Francisco's most famous
debutantes, Miss Thora Zeen and her best friend, Miss China White,
seem to have made a wrong turn on the way to the cotillion. These
two have a reputation for being part of the "A" crowd,
although both their sense of style and their behavior tends to
place them somewhere around a "C-" They live by the
philosophy that make-up can overcome ANY obstacle.
(This photograph was taken at the "Toys for Twats" fundraiser
bake sale last year.)
Check out the complete picture to appreciate
the full scope of their beauty...
Thora Zeen
(upclose and personal)
Clearly, the tracks of tragedy and hysteria bubbling
just
beneath the surface can be seen on her wildly insane face.
Thora has a tragic story... as do most true glamour
queens,
because only through adversity can true beauty be realized.
As little girls in Detroit, sisters Thora and Stella
Zeen, were playing in the local park with their new puppy,
Leakybutt, when a couple of young ruffians rode their bicycles
onto the grass, terrorizing all the young girls. The Zeen sisters
panicked and took off with Leakybutt close behind, or so they
thought... The horrible little bicycle terrorists, in fast pursuit,
lost control of their bikes and crashed together in one big heap...smack
on top of poor little Leakybutt!
It was NOT pretty.
Both of the awful little boys unfortunately escaped unharmed,
but the little canine was not so lucky. The poor little fellow
had been hit so hard that he couldn't even be fully extricated
from the smashed bicycle parts! He DID live, however, but he was
never the same again.
Here's a picture of him after he
recovered as much as he was able. They even had to change
his name. You see, he could no longer raise his leg when he had
to... well, you know. His rear end became permenantly rusty and
so they changed his name to "Squeakybutt".
Thora was never the same after that.
China White
(upclose and personal)
Before our Miss China White ever came close to
the jet-setting lifestyle she now finds herself accustomed to,
she was a poor, but not so simple girl. To China, "Flash"
equaled "Class". As a child, she was always attracted
to shiny objects and dirty old men.
Lucky for her, one of the dirtiest and oldest men in town was
also one of the richest. China made it a point to get close to
this disgusting old pervert and she was amply rewarded. For her
sixteenth birthday, he gave China a $35.00 gift certificate for
Woolworth's. She went directly there and spent almost the entire
amount on the fabulous outfit she wore to her "coming out
party".
And here she is at that party in
her very first classy, "grown-up" outfit.
She made such an impression on the party guests
that she is still talked about in hushed tones to this very day!
Ava Jynah & Tess Tickle
And here we have two fine looking ladies who love
gracing the early morning hours with their presence as they stroll
through the more elegant clubs during "last call". Their
hobbies include shopping, bondage, and robbing rich, elderly drunks
of both their money and their dignity.
They have the dubious distinction of having been featured in "Glamour"
magazine and on "America's Most Wanted" in the same
week and their evil deeds are surpassed only by their fashion
sense.
Ava is a woman to be reckoned with...she knows how to please a
man, but she has been known to "please them to death"
on occaision. More than one suitor has been found "pumped"
to death in her bed. In fact, it is sometimes heard around San
Francisco that getting into bed with Ava Jynah is the most frightening
experience imaginable!
Tess, however, is another story...she frightens most men to death
before they even get close enough to her to catch a whiff of her
manly aroma! This closeup of her frighteningly
stern face can attest to that fact! Rumor has it that she
defected from the women's powerlifting team of East Berlin years
ago, only days before they started requiring DNA testing.
Curious...
And finally, here is Ava showing us "The
Pose" that she uses to turns men's heads. As she rubs
her hands up and down her sizzling torso, the men sizzle as well...but
since their attention is now on the seemingly hot-to-trot Ava,
they usually are totally unaware of Tess as she relieves them
of their wallets and assorted jewelry.
They are very good at being bad.
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