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Moi...
Of course we will start with moi...
I, the fabulous Dot Matrix, started out life on a sad and pathetic
little farm in West Texas.
My days were filled
with endless chores and sometimes late at night I would sneak
out
of bed and go out to the barn to make sweaters
for Tiffany, my pet weasel.
One night, in the late fifties, Iwas there in the barn knitting
away,
when our farm was raided in a surprise attack
by a pack of wild poodles.
That night was etched
into my brain for life....for I was abducted
and
taken off to be raised as one of their own.
I will never forget FiFi, leader of the
pack of extraordinary canines,
for she took
me under her wing, er...paw, and taught me all I would ever need
to know about glamour survival. She taught me
how to forage for accessories,
how to pee
like a lady, and even how to eat my own young, if necessary,
in order to survive...
(I'll also never forget my little sister Babette-Kabob...
she was the sweetest little puppy you'd ever want
to meet...
and she wasn't very stringy either!)
After several years of living in the Glamour wilds of West Texas
pasture land,
I somehow made my way to San Francisco
where I extended my own training
until I became
what you see before you today...
an icon of glamour
to be envied and feared.
I parted
ways with FiFi at Donner Pass...
never to forget
the lessons that she taught me...burp!
Pardon moi!
Zahnareena
And here we have
a very "special" treat for you. This is the world-infamous
Zahnareena!
(Click on the image to see the full
version of this full figured bombshell!)
The story goes that she was actually born as one half of a pair
of Siamese twin sisters,
the other half being
the equally infamous Divine! At the age of seven, she realized
that she would never get anywhere in life with
Divine overshadowing her,
and I mean this physically
as well as figuratively,
so she decided to run
away from home.
She planned her escape with great care. She ordered 3 extra large
family size pizzas with extra anchovies,
ate a
slice or two, then feigned sleep. She knew that Divine would steal
the remaining pizza, which
Zahnareena had secretly
laced with an elephant tranquilizer.
She only
prayed that it would be strong enough to do the trick.
It worked! As soon as Zahnareena was sure that Divine was out
cold, she went to work...
after a couple of hours,
when she had FINALLY chewed herself free, she made her escape.
Luckily for both of them, they shared no major
organs, only their fashion sense and their burning desire for
fame.
She, too, made her way to San Francisco where she has successfully
become her own idol!
Of course, this success came at a price. During a good part of
her adolescence she was forced to
live under the
porch of Danielle Steele's mansion on Nob Hill,
which
is where I eventually discovered her.
(I have an uncanny talent for sniffing out potential glamour wherever
it may be found.)
She loves shopping at Tiffany's, her favorite restaurant is "The
Sizzler", and she will disavow
any knowledge
of her sister, if asked. She also suffers from a rare hormonal
disorder that affects her
appearance drastically
if she forgets to take her medication.
Here
is a picture of Zahnareena after having
been off her meds for a week or so.
Here, she was spotted at a party, giving birth
to her own clone!
Apparently, the conjoined condition
of her own birth was a random
mutation, since
none of her own "clonekids" were ever born that way.
No one knows what became of any of her dozens of babies,
or "minions" as Zahnareena prefers to call
them.
She is probably sitting alone in front of her
mirror as you read this, so...
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