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I will kiss you on any part of your body that you want!
(It's as easy as one, two, three!)
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2. Press the body part firmly against your computer screen.
3. ARE YOU READY?
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If you are too shy to let a stranger kiss  you....
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  TABLE OF CONTENTS: 

 What's NEW at KWEER.COM
     (updated on June 29, 2003) 

 
 All About Me:
My Beginnings
   A brief, POSSIBLE  explanation of
   why I am like I am today.
Family Album of Old Photos
   White trash or just earthy?
   You be the judge.
Meet Chad Davey, my cool nephew
    See Chad with his pal, Brooke Shields!
Pictures of Me
Watch me age 42 years in 10 seconds 
    (This is an 890 KB QuickTime Movie)
Learn what my secret television acting job is!
    (This is an 750 KB QuickTime Movie)
Welcome to my Mid-Life Crisis!
Gone But Not Forgotten...
My Two Snakes
MY SOAP BOX
   Just a place for me to express opinions.

 About San Francisco
Click for San Francisco, California Forecast 
LIVE Picture of San Francisco    
SF Neighborhood Walking Tours
   (NOT a paid ad, just a recommendation)

 Other Fun Stuff:
ARIANA HUFFINGTON on TEXAS SODOMY LAWS
   Ariana tells it like it is! (QT clip - approx 1MB)
   (From "Real Time with Bill Mahr" on HBO)
MISC ODDS & ENDS (video clips) 
   (Just some misc. QT clips and mpegs)
FOR WEENIES ONLY!
   Please do NOT go here unless you're
   truly a weenie!
FUNNY- HAHA
   Jokes and rude or weird pictures
Bart Simpson...GAY?
   You be the judge...
FUN HOMO SOUNDBITES
   Fun homo soundbites from film & TV
   Rampant "Robo-phobia" in the year 3000?
   (New soundbite from "Futurama"!)
HOMER SIMPSON's GAY ramblings...
   A small collection of sound bites that I have
   snagged from "The Simpsons" on TV...
   Homer always seems to have something to
   say in reference to same sex attractions!
EVEN MORE gay ramblings...Simpsons style!
   A collection of 50 additional sound bites
   from "The Simpsons" on TV...
HOMER-PHOBIA 
   Three "Homer-phobic" QuickTime movies
   from "The Simpsons" on TV...
   (You must have Quicktime installed to view these files.)
TRANSEXBOT
   A QuickTime movie of a transexual robot
   from "Futurama" on TV...
   (You must have Quicktime installed to view these files.)
BEST OF "SPIRIT OF XMAS   
   This is my collection of the best of the   
   dirty words and exclamations from the
   original short film "The Spirit of Xmas"   
   by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, starring
   those outrageous kids of South Park
Here is a viewable version of
   the collage used as the background of this page.
 

  The "VERY, VERY GAY" Sections:

 
F-TROUBLE! - currently CLOSED due to bandwidth restrictions
Here are 16 different QT movie
clips from the John Waters film,
"FEMALE TROUBLE".
 
 
(You must have Quicktime
 installed to view these files.)
 
 


 
But ya ARE, Blanch!
 
(You must have Quicktime
 installed to view this QT movie.)
 


REAL
BASKETS & BUTTS
Poke the pouch to enter!
 
 
 
 


THE GLAMOURPAGE
Trust me...just go look!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


HOT LINKS for HOMOS
& HOMO-LOVERS
My small collection of links
 
 
 
 


CURRENTLY CLOSED - SORRY!
STREET FAIRS 
& EVENTS


Gay Pride Parade 2003
Gay Pride Parade 2002
Up Your Alley Fair 2001
Castro Street Fair 2000
Folsom Street Fair 2000
Up Your Alley Fair 2000
Gay Pride Parade 2000
Castro Pink Party 2000
Castro Street Fair 1999
Folsom Street Fair 1999
Up Your Alley Fair 1999
 



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