This homophobic asshole is destroying America.

Gay people of America - Come out of the closet NOW!

Tell your friends and families that YOU are one of the Americans that is 

being denigrated by this lying Fascist's overt homophobia and ignorance.

Let them know that Bush's anti-gay stand is hurting YOU and YOUR family.

You are visitor No.  since Feb. 2, 1996

I will kiss you on any part of your body that you want!
(It's as easy as one, two, three!)
1. Pick a kissable body part. (Please wash it if necessary.)  
2. Press the body part firmly against your computer screen.

3. ARE YOU READY?

ENTER HERE to be kissed

 

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If you are too shy to let a stranger kiss  you....
CLICK THE RED BUTTON to be TASTED instead!

 

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  TABLE OF CONTENTS: 

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 What's NEW at KWEER.COM

     (updated on June 29, 2003) 

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 All About Me:

My Beginnings

   A brief, POSSIBLE  explanation of

   why I am like I am today.

Family Album of Old Photos

   White trash or just earthy?

   You be the judge.

Meet Chad Davey, my cool nephew

    See Chad with his pal, Brooke Shields!

Pictures of Me

Watch me age 42 years in 10 seconds 

    (This is an 890 KB QuickTime Movie)

Learn what my secret television acting job is!

    (This is an 750 KB QuickTime Movie)

Welcome to my Mid-Life Crisis!
Gone But Not Forgotten...

My Two Snakes

MY SOAP BOX

   Just a place for me to express opinions.

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 About San Francisco

 

LIVE Picture of San Francisco    

SF Neighborhood Walking Tours

   (NOT a paid ad, just a recommendation)

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 Other Fun Stuff:

ARIANA HUFFINGTON on TEXAS SODOMY LAWS

   Ariana tells it like it is! (QT clip - approx 1MB)

   (From "Real Time with Bill Mahr" on HBO)

MISC ODDS & ENDS (video clips) 

   (Just some misc. QT clips and mpegs)

FOR WEENIES ONLY!

   Please do NOT go here unless you're

   truly a weenie!

FUNNY- HAHA

   Jokes and rude or weird pictures

Bart Simpson...GAY?

   You be the judge...

FUN HOMO SOUNDBITES

   Fun homo soundbites from film & TV

   Rampant "Robo-phobia" in the year 3000?

   (New soundbite from "Futurama"!)

HOMER SIMPSON's GAY ramblings...

   A small collection of sound bites that I have

   snagged from "The Simpsons" on TV...

   Homer always seems to have something to

   say in reference to same sex attractions!

EVEN MORE gay ramblings...Simpsons style!

   A collection of 50 additional sound bites

   from "The Simpsons" on TV...

HOMER-PHOBIA 

   Three "Homer-phobic" QuickTime movies

   from "The Simpsons" on TV...

   (You must have Quicktime installed to view these files.)

TRANSEXBOT

   A QuickTime movie of a transexual robot

   from "Futurama" on TV...

   (You must have Quicktime installed to view these files.)

BEST OF "SPIRIT OF XMAS   

   This is my collection of the best of the   

   dirty words and exclamations from the

   original short film "The Spirit of Xmas"   

   by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, starring

   those outrageous kids of South Park

Here is a viewable version of

   the collage used as the background of this page.

 

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  The "VERY, VERY GAY" Sections:

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F-TROUBLE! - currently CLOSED due to bandwidth restrictions

Here are 16 different QT movie

clips from the John Waters film,

"FEMALE TROUBLE".

 

 

(You must have Quicktime

 installed to view these files.)

 

 

 

But ya ARE, Blanch!

 

(You must have Quicktime

 installed to view this QT movie.)

 

REAL

BASKETS & BUTTS

Poke the pouch to enter!

 

 

 

 

THE GLAMOURPAGE

Trust me...just go look!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOT LINKS for HOMOS

& HOMO-LOVERS

My small collection of links

 

 

 

 

CURRENTLY CLOSED - SORRY!

STREET FAIRS 

& EVENTS

Gay Pride Parade 2003

Gay Pride Parade 2002

Up Your Alley Fair 2001

Castro Street Fair 2000

Folsom Street Fair 2000

Up Your Alley Fair 2000

Gay Pride Parade 2000

Castro Pink Party 2000

Castro Street Fair 1999

Folsom Street Fair 1999

Up Your Alley Fair 1999

 

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