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What's NEW at KWEER.COM
- (updated on June 29, 2003)
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- All About Me:
My Beginnings
- A brief, POSSIBLE explanation of
- why I am like I am today.
Family Album of Old Photos
- White trash or just earthy?
- You be the judge.
Meet Chad Davey, my cool nephew
- See Chad with his pal, Brooke Shields!
Pictures of Me
Watch me age 42 years in 10 seconds
- (This is an 890 KB QuickTime Movie)
Learn what my secret television acting job is!
- (This is an 750 KB QuickTime Movie)
Welcome to my Mid-Life Crisis!
Gone But Not Forgotten...
My Two Snakes
MY SOAP BOX
- Just a place for me to express opinions.
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- About San Francisco
LIVE Picture of San Francisco
SF Neighborhood Walking Tours
- (NOT a paid ad, just a recommendation)
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- Other Fun Stuff:
ARIANA HUFFINGTON on TEXAS SODOMY LAWS
- Ariana tells it like it is! (QT clip - approx 1MB)
- (From "Real Time with Bill Mahr" on HBO)
MISC ODDS & ENDS (video clips)
- (Just some misc. QT clips and mpegs)
FOR WEENIES ONLY!
- Please do NOT go here unless you're
- truly a weenie!
FUNNY- HAHA
- Jokes and rude or weird pictures
Bart Simpson...GAY?
- You be the judge...
FUN HOMO SOUNDBITES
- Fun homo soundbites from film & TV
- Rampant "Robo-phobia" in the year 3000?
- (New soundbite from "Futurama"!)
HOMER SIMPSON's GAY ramblings...
- A small collection of sound bites that I have
- snagged from "The Simpsons" on TV...
- Homer always seems to have something to
- say in reference to same sex attractions!
EVEN MORE gay ramblings...Simpsons style!
- A collection of 50 additional sound bites
- from "The Simpsons" on TV...
HOMER-PHOBIA
- Three "Homer-phobic" QuickTime movies
- from "The Simpsons" on TV...
- (You must have Quicktime installed to view these files.)
TRANSEXBOT
- A QuickTime movie of a transexual robot
- from "Futurama" on TV...
- (You must have Quicktime installed to view these files.)
BEST OF "SPIRIT OF XMAS
- This is my collection of the best of the
- dirty words and exclamations from the
- original short film "The Spirit of Xmas"
- by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, starring
- those outrageous kids of South Park
Here is a viewable version of
- the collage used as the background of this page.
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- The "VERY, VERY GAY" Sections:
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- F-TROUBLE! - currently CLOSED due to bandwidth restrictions
- Here are 16 different QT movie
- clips from the John Waters film,
- "FEMALE TROUBLE".
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- But ya ARE, Blanch!
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- (You must have Quicktime
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- REAL
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- THE GLAMOURPAGE
- Trust me...just go look!
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- HOT LINKS for HOMOS
- & HOMO-LOVERS
- My small collection of links
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CURRENTLY CLOSED - SORRY!
- STREET FAIRS
- & EVENTS
Gay Pride Parade 2003
- Gay Pride Parade 2002
- Up Your Alley Fair 2001
- Castro Street Fair 2000
- Folsom Street Fair 2000
- Up Your Alley Fair 2000
- Gay Pride Parade 2000
- Castro Pink Party 2000
- Castro Street Fair 1999
- Folsom Street Fair 1999
- Up Your Alley Fair 1999
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